AYFKM?!? I have to keep seeing Guiliana during the show?!?

I've never forgiven Jacqueline Bisset for sleeping with Rob Lowe in Class and now that she beat Monica Potter, I think I will carry this grudge for the rest of my life.

What color is Bradley Cooper exactly?

Cheap wine and take and bake pizza. Not cooking for these knuckleheads tonight!! I did buy Terra chips, though. Veggies!!

Anything banana-flavored that isn't an actual banana is the yacking-est! In all the chemistry labs in all the world, no one knows what a banana tastes like?

That actually sounds really good!

I am loving this trend of H-wood husbands just being totally, unashamedly smitten with their wives!

CJ 4EVA!!

This looks like she put it on backwards. Does not compute.

Do not care for the new hair. She looks like a Kardashian. Santana deserves better!

Yeah. I'm right there with you. I would have been the talk of 10th grade!

Not to hate on her, but those were likely bought and paid for by Disney Inc. years ago!

Callie, I'm so disappointed! You missed the biggest celebrity news of the day!

At least she seems to have improved her oral hygiene. Someone got a tongue scraper in her stocking for Christmas this year!!

My husband, who works from home, apparently thinks there's a lunch fairy at our house because he ALWAYS leaves all the makings for his lunch — bread, meat, cheese, mustard, bag of pretzels, knife used to cut the sandwich, bottle of V8 Fusion — on the counter after he makes/eats his lunch.

More like Damn Girl! I would kill for that muscle tone!

He just released a statement. Surprise, surprise, he's denying he had anything to do with it.

I'm seeing more Jenny McCarthy...

She was on Wife Swap? How does that work if there isn't a husband at her house for the swappee? "Here, go be a single mom to 8 emotionally manipulated kids!" Fun!

You do you! This was just the most inane discussion I'd heard in a long time and it just went on and on, like in detail about every single article. Plus when I took a selfie to send to my kids (planes with wi fi FTW!) the mom leaned over and whispered something to her daughter, then they both looked at me, so I know…