Then haz a confused by this statement:
Jon Gosselin says that the eponymous eight of John and Kate Plus Eight do not like being filmed for TV, but Kate is exploiting them for money.

Wait... they're still on TV? Or did this article time travel from 2004?

I sat next to a middle-aged woman and her mom on a flight this week and they spent the entire time pouring over a copy of one of these rags! I don't know which one, but it had a story about Jen and Justin and how he was nobody before he started dating her and now he's all famous and shizz.

I think they needed to drop the waist. This makes her look stumpy.

I. Am. In.

I should also mention the special trauma of my 6yo nephew who LOVES monkeys. According to my SIL, he was all "Look Mommy! Monkeys!!" And if you have seen the movie, you know what happens next. Apparently he was crying, but when she told me the story after the movie she was all, "And he was crying and kind of freaking…

If you include an actual illustration, can you make sure I'm drawn with my hood up, sunk low down in to my seat. Oh, and don't forget my nachos.

I saw Catching Fire recently with my sister in law and her family, which consists of her 45yo husband, 11yo daughter, 10yo son, 7yo daughter and 6yo son. I really wanted to see the movie and I've given up on trying to convince her that she doesn't have to bring her entire family to every damn thing. Plus, they had all…

Not anymore you're not!! Now I can't unsee it!!

And I met my husband when I was 25...

+1

Yes. You are correct. But the winner got to actually ,are a movie and guess who was cast as that film's young star?!!

Am I the only one who thinks Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are to blame for the scourge of Shia Lebouf? Project Greenlight?! Anyone?!

Sorry (not sorry). If you FF'd though at least you missed out on all the TONGUES. They are so gross!

Roll tape... you can fast forward to about 4:40...

That was probably after she asked Donnie "So what's better? Kissing me on New Year's Eve or performing on New Year's Eve?"

I was firmly against Crocs for years, but someone got my oldest a pair for his birthday one year and our leaving-the-house ritual has never been the same. Certain occasions call for "real" shoes, but if we're just going to run some errands or make some other kind of quick trip, Crocs have literally saved my sanity.…