I literally LOL'd at that!

It's really not fair to call those "Ugly" Christmas sweaters. First of all, they are AWESOME not ugly. Second of all, if you're going for Ugly Christmas Sweater, for a party or something, I feel like it's cheating to buy something made to be "ugly." Or am I just too old to get the irony here?

I think that one was on Etsy and Amazon. Seriously, just Google unicorn sweater and it will be one of the first things that pops up!

Awwwwwwwwww thanks!

PILF, eh? I just got all tingly. I don't think I want him to be my dad anymore either.

That. Is. Amazing!

And now I will dive deep into a Unicorn Sweater wormhole. Because I'd rather do that than fold laundry right now...

Did your sweater look like this?

God dammit! He is just the coolest mother fucker on the planet. Look at him! Look. At. Him. Why couldn't my fat, racist dad be this cool? It's not fair!

You can't see me, but I'm raising my eyebrow and looking down my nose at you...

So criticism = hate? Thinking Gaga's ridiculous schtick is ridiculous = hate? Being unimpressed with he run impressive songs = hate?

I enjoy the idea of Axl Rose writing on cow stationery very much.

...and Kim changes her outfit thrice daily.

Mr. Pine can't help it that he's hot!

Why does Chris Pine look like he stuck his face in wet coffee grounds?

And don't forget Men who might like to say the word "sex" a lot.

Men who are about to fall over

I know right... She was a badass in her own right before she married that oaf!

My kids are obsessed with this video game, so I've been hearing about it ad nauseum for a couple months now. My biggest peeve is that they are calling Elastigirl Mrs. Incredible. My boys don't think much of that idea either.