Twerp is the perfect word to describe him!

You should have added a Trigger Warning for those of us who hear "Calm down!!" and immediately fly into rage.

My chubby 40s are due to a Doritos addiction. Rock stars, they're just like us!

"My good friend's ex-girlfriend is really good friends with a girl..."

Holy shit! You can all stop the voting for Biggest Asshole of the Day because I have that shit locked up.

That picture of the goddess Stevie Nicks on the set of Coven is, as they say, giving me life!

If they want to create art, they need to start with that seizure-inducing invitation. One should not have to strain that hard to decipher text.

I am reading this on my iPad and unable to watch the video. Based on some of the comments here, seems that's for the best.

This picture is magical. That is all.

I guess that makes sense. I just got creeped out by the idea of a dad have samples of his daughter's pubic hair!

"Angelo Bertolotti files suit against the LA coroner and police because he believes that they did not test hair samples he submitted to them..."

This dude'S got shady written all over him. Shivers!

Wait.... How did the dad get samples of her pubic and facial hair that the coroner didn't have?!?

Or like she just woke up from a nap after coming down from said high...

Some things never change I guess. When I was in college in the 90s I used to call this the bitch face!

I don't even know who she is and can't suppress the urge to slap her.

Is it weird that I don't actually remember learning anything about sex in school, beyond the biologic "This is what happens to your body during puberty" stuff? There were no condom-wearing bananas or anything fun like that! We had health class, I remember, for one quarter or one semester maybe in high school, but if…

Someone needs to turn this into a Come At Me Bro meme, and quick!

She needs someone to tell her not to make this face anymore. She looks like an insolent teenager that I want to send to her room!