Oh hey! All this talk about how you can't find girls' clothes in such bright, non-pink color choices anymore and look what was in my email box this morning from Zulily (AKA etail crack).

I saw it on Friday night! He was, for real, the best part of the movie!! His face at the end!?? Swoon!!!

OMG!!! Thank you for including Kat Dennings so that I can say this:

Thanks for the warning, @mrkevinconnelly. #thedouchebagsarecoming

I have a neighbor who is the spitting image of Lauren Graham. Hanging out with her makes me feel like I'm buds with Lorelai. Too bad we don't have a diner.

This is freaking adorable!!! Can you even find clothes for girls with Big Bird and Cookie Monster on them now? I have boys and, sadly, haven't been in the Sesame Street stage for awhile now, but I'm thinking it's a whole lot of Abby Cadabby and Elmo, and ALL PINK.

I used to love the JCPenney Christmas catalog! We would practically tear our grandma's copy apart, vying to put our initials on the things we wanted, which is to say ALL OF THE THINGS. Then, as we got older, a few of us would scour the Home section to decorate our future dream homes. Needless to say there were a lot…

YES!!! I was thinking the same thing, trying to remember if I ever got one of those or if I just pined for it!

Look at this little bad ass mofo in his vest and wide collar. He gets all the ladies at preschool!

I think that's a signal for you to get up off the couch...

Despite being firmly entrenched on #teampeeta, Hemsworth is hotter.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF THE EXCLAMATION POINTS YES!!!

Nope.

This picture is not sexy. It's disgusting and makes me feel like I need to shower just looking at it!

I don't like him either. He kind of squicked me out, honestly. I don't know why, though.

Agreed!! That stupid Roar song is my near constant ear worm, despite how ridiculously bad the lyrics are, but Unconditionally is practically unlistenable. (Is so a word!)

This "Wyoming values" nonsense reminds me of a series of ads running for this guy, a Republican candidate for governor in Illinois.

Miley said what? All I can think about when I see this overbite is that this is the vibe my 3rd grader was going for in his school picture this year. Kids are weird...

What emotion are we supposed to be getting out of Chrstian Grey on that cover shot? Because all I see is, "Are we done yet? My game starts in 10 minutes and if you make me miss kickoff, I'll stomp away in a huff!"

I feel like there should be more skewing of the perfect checker pattern, you know? Like if I was wearing these, you'd be all, "What shape is that supposed to be? Rectangle? Rhombus? Parallelogram? On my thighs the optical illusion would blind you!