Ouch! Those are some Barbie feet for real!

Did this poor girl just get whatever was left after the stylists finally passed out after their cocaine binge?

Were these pics photoshopped? Because how the fuck are these legs possible?

Watch it now, Mr Papparazzo! David Silver will Fuck. You. Up.

These are not the eyes of a healthy person. I am scared.

But do we know for sure that he have himself that title? Because how awesome would it be if a frat really had an apparel chair? I would really like that to be true!

Today's GOP is not racist

What the hell kind of TV show could they make out of Ghost? I'll give them one season, maybe, but beyond that? What's the story? Ghost Whisperer with pottery? Goddammit! I'm so tired of this lazy ass Hollywood bullshit. There's no way this isn't going to suck.

So, celebrate whatever you want and let everyone else do the same.

It's all the rage these days!

I do not love this bangs situation. It is entirely too vintage-Bieber-adjacent for my comfort.

Are these the same people that think social services should be cut and welfare is for The Lazies? Cuz if a bunch of 24 year olds start procreatin' how are they going to afford all of the things that babies need? From their non-existent or under-paying jobs? I hope all those impatient Grandparents to be have room in…

Ah yes, that old yarn! I would like to hold up PRACTICALLY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY COUSINS as examples of how this does not hold true.

Haven't you heard? Muslims, Jews and Atheists don't do crafts. They're too busy plotting the destruction of America.

Are we sure that's really Kerry Washington? It looks more like Aisha Tyler to me. A badly photoshopped, shell of her actual beauty version of Aisha Tyler, but not at all like Kerry Washington. That shit is cray!

Santa arrived at our local mall last Friday!!! With fireworks!!! WTF?!?!

I don't get it either, but around this time of year my Facebook feed is invaded by forwards and reposts that say something stupid like, "I celebrate Christmas not 'holidays'! I say Merry Christmas, not Season's Greetings. As far as I'm concerned there is only one holiday this season, the one celebrating the birth of…

Your tree sounds AMAZING! Pictures please!