I am with you Erin! I am a Christian who loves Christmas very much. At no point in my entire 41 years of life have I ever felt that my freedom to celebrate Christmas has ever been infringed upon. Walk into any store. Any store, anywhere in America. There is so much Christmas it's insane! Even my 5 year old thinks…

Wow! I should *not* comment while I'm drunk. I stand by the notion that it was a boring clip, but damn, I was an asshole for the rest of it. Blame it on the aaa- aaa- aaa- aaa- aaa- aaa- alchol?

That was my dream hairstyle throughout the 80s. In 1984 I was 12 and rocking a tight perm — and not the good kind of tight either — and it took me until senior year of high school to even come close to my ideal. Even then it paled in comparison to the pictures of Jennifer Grey I tore out of Teen magazine and brought…

He's like a cross between Baby Goose and Luke Wilson, right? Now where's my passport? I think I need to fly to Australia and break a few laws...

Holy snore balls! So was this just link bait for Oprah.com? Is this what Sunday night at Jezebel has come to? I didn't think you could do worse than Doug Barry, yet here we are...

I bet she gets free bikini waxes for, like, a year now, what with the fantastic advertising she's doing for her aesthetician there!

Reading that first sentence made me throw up in my mouth.

GOD NATALIE! STOP BEING SO FUCKING AWKWARD!!

Watch Glenn Beck Play With Dolls for 10 Unhinged Minutes

Rob Lowe can come over and play with my XBOX any time!

Holy shitballs! Is that for real?!?! This calls for Miss Jay...

That made me laugh out loud.

Obviously!

I was going to call for a Heathers gif party and you beat me to it...

Who is the FOOL that shows up to the White House in a hoodie and basketball shorts?

OK. I'll bite. Who the fuck is Romeo Rose?

If you're going to rock Vera Bradley, that is a pretty good pattern to choose. As a Midwest suburban, white, upper-middle-class mom, I got a Vera Bradley bag as part of my membership plan when I left the maternity ward, but it took me several years to find "my pattern." If there were more black-based patterns with…

To me it reads like it was written for him — by his mom or someone who is Very Disappointed in him, or maybe his girlfriend is a PR major or something. Either way it feels too carefully worded and contrite for someone who couldn't be bothered to do any of the work for a paper for himself. Maybe it was a form letter…

She is the spitting image of her mother in this picture. No wonder she always poses so carefully, this is not an angle you usually see of her and she looks much older!