I love this gif so much!

I was sporting the Larry King face myself!

CJ4EVA!!! Can I join your club?!?!

Feelings... So. Many. Feelings...

Please, oh please, oh please Sinagpore! Sentence JB to a public caning for public indecency! The irony, it will be so delicious!

This reminds me of the people who complain that kids aren't allowed to say the Pledge of Allegiance at school anymore. I'm sure there are schools that don't say it, but the butthurt over something they perceive to be universal truth/travesty is so ludicrous, and so clearly driven by ignorance and half-truths... on…

I must have missed the announcement that Lizzie was joining The Dooce, so when I saw that picture I was trying to figure out if the Fox & Friends chick always looked that much like Elizabeth Hasselback. She looks like a bad wax figure of herself!

Perfect! Now someone just needs to organize a slipper-throwing protest of the event.

OK... I have to throw this out since she was nominated for a Schmemmy. Did you guys know the woman who played Silvia on Mad Men was Lindsay on Freaks and Geeks?!?!? True story!! Your mind is blown right?!?!?

What's with all the randomness? First the Elton John performance and then the tribute to things that you saw on TV between 49 and 50 years ago? What's next? A tribute to the best eyebrow waxers in the business?

And she's doing some bizarre live Sound of Music remake thing in December! Based on this performance, I think it's safe to say that will not go well.

That's why I always just click the little X in the top right hand corner!

I can't be the only one who sees this, right?

Or she could have been an 18 year old punk kid playing on her phone. We just don't know, do we. But when you're already feeling like a shitty parent, getting advice from strangers, no matter how many dozen kids they may have thrown in a pool, is not fun!

I feel ya, Pink! Been there sista!

I hate when I click on an Upworthy link on Facebook before I realize it's Upworthy. Those pop up "surveys" are maddening!

Humble brag much Pauly?

OK, so no specifics on what the bumps are, but in the up close photos they appear to be a treatment on the fabric...