I didn't even look at the picture of JT and JB because I immediately got this image in my head and I was lulled into a feeling of peace and serenity.

I had an EXTREME dislike for Martha Plimpton after I ready in Teen Beat that she was dating River Phoenix. Had Twitter been around then, I imagine I would have called her stupid and ugly or something else equally poetic, but

I'm sure Tom and Lorenzo will let's all know tomorrow! Sit tight kittens!

OMG! I walked right into that!

Oh my God! Jordan Catalano broke my Internet! About 30 seconds in I'd had enough and tried to click back to the homepage, when the connection on my iPad dropped to nothing! Damn you Jordan Catalano!

See when I dance around pretend naked and carouse with douchebags, it's modeling, which is, like, totally different. Modeling is serious, you guys. Modeling with goats and asshats is super serious!

Aw man! Don't make me post the vomit gif twice in one night!

They also look like they aren't actually on the pizza, but rather digitally placed on a graphic representation of a pizza after someone realized they forgot to add vegetables to the 3000 calorie pizza. Gotta getcha veggies!

Maybe they are eating the pineapple with the rind still on? That would be pretty crunchy, no?

"Anonymous" student, eh? However will these budding lawyers get to bottom of the mysterious food hater? Certainly not by body language or anything....

Touche!

My boys do too!

I'm not sure, but I'm going to guess she's a "Real" Housewife from somewhere.

The little squirt at the end puts it over the top, doesn't it?

Brenda Song seriously needs to get herself a new agent. She spent years playing a dimwit on Disney Channel and THIS is her first big "grown up" role? Yikes!

Library Mouse better watch his back!

Demi Moore is dating the father of her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton; also, Harry Morton dated her daughter Rumer Willis in 2007. What love-shape is that, even? A love tree with aerial roots? A love squiggle?

She is the best. Just the freakin' best!

If you really want head 'splody fun, go to the Starbucks FB page and read the comments to Schultz's posting of this letter yesterday.

The former publicist for Insane Clown Posse is suing the group for the years of sexual harassment she endured while they were her clients.