Aw snap! I'm on GT? This is such a dream come true! I have, for reals, been trying to figure out how to join ya'll's club for so damn long! Thank you BurtRIMSG! You've made this boring suburban wife's life just a little more exciting today!

Well, you see, 'Mercanism is measured by how many flags you fly and/or how big your flag is especially on this most 'Mercan of days.

And the rumor is that she and Nick Carter listen to her music when they share a marital bed.

You missed the best one!

Unless this is your father

I want to know why SHE has the love letter if she wrote it to HIM? Did she make a copy in the hopes that one day she'd be able to exploit him in a tabloid rag? That's some thinking ahead right there!

I, personally, would like to see a magazine spread full of photos of the people who create these awful magazine spreads. Because I'm sure their bodies are absolutely perfect and we could all learn a lot!

Very shrewd indeed, Kate. In fact, I'd go so far as to indict both her parents and William Shakespeare in this conspiracy. What's the name of his "shrew" after all? KATHERINE!

Totally agree!

I'm kind of having personal problems with Ellen Page right now because I keep trying to delete the insipid Juno soundtrack from my iPhone and it Will Not. Die.

Awwww wook at widdle Justin! He thinks he's a big boy now!!

4 years younger than me! Criminy! Silver fox?!

Second pic I've seen of La Niña in Google Glass(es). Ri-donk-u-lus. They are officially not going to happen.

Drunk.

I don't know anything about him. Will have to do some research...

I do not care for Mr. Franco in the slightest, so admittedly I always tend toward the negative with him. But he just was not good in the made-for-TV James Dean biopic.

Well, shiiiiiiiiittttttttt!

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Oh no!! Still suuuuuuuper creepy!!

Is that the clip where it looks like he's starts an orange?