Tantrum averted... It's called "clicking on the link" JMo...

I swear to dog if James effing Franco is cast as James Dean again I will ACTUALLY roast him! And not with gay jokes!!!

"Please make a note of it. If you are dumb "in some way," John Legend will not go far with you. He will only call your booty. "

Holy shite!! Are those teeth?!?!?

I mean! Look at him!

Yes! But more attractive than Mick ever was. I don't know how old Harry is, but he has a strong sexual energy about him.

It looks like he really has to concentrate just to pull of that ridiculous move. "Right. Left. Pump those arms. Right. Right.... Dammit! I suck at this!"

I actually walked away from the Justin Bieber movie thinking, "Wow! There's more to him than I thought." It is a shameful moment in my history...

To add a little color, you might say...

I'm pretty sure I have a crush on Harry, too. I am probably older than his mother, but he just seems so charming and rougish. Like he could literally charm the pants off someone. Not me. I'm married. Maybe me.

It is not.

Hands off! I called dibs! I licked him, therefore, he is mine!

How does she do that with her hands? It hurts me just looking at them!

Socialite/investor, you say? I want that job. Where do I sign up?

Don't mind me. I'm just licking my computer screen!

Man, font nerds are some of the best nerds around!!

He didn't actually become an opera singer, for the record. But he did change his name at Ellis Island and took his favorite singer's last name as his own — and now mine too!

And if family lore is to be believed, that's how my husband's family ended up in the U.S. His great grandpa was the third son and he was all "Hell no! I want to be an opera singer!!" #truestory

What is happening here? They just Photoshopped that hat on her head, right? And what is up with the rest of the outfit? A boxy, pearl-embellished blazer over a Giants t-shirt that doesn't match her skirt? Where is she going? Spirit Wear day at the Country Club?!?

Are we sure this isn't a joke? It has to be a joke right?!