If you look at it on the grid, the "straight" lines are slightly bowed, but not enough to make her "there are no straight lines" proclamation sound patently ridiculous!

Optima was my jam in 1993!!!

Agreed. All of the pictures just look awkward and unflattering. And just like Karl doesn't know what to do with someone who's not 98 lbs, I don't think Kim knows what to do when she's not completely in control of her look. She really only has one pose and one face if you think about it, and pushed this far out of her…

And then there's this.... Most colorful/organized notes ever!!!

Sharpie just started making similar pens! I have blue, black and red, the only colors I could find.... so far!

Hands down the best school supply ever!

I was thinking the same thing. She's close to 60 right? And they had to look that hard to find cellulite on her legs? You go Sharon!

So many of my mom friends have reposted this on FB in the past couple days. I hadn't clicked through to read it and I'm kind of glad because I was drinking last night and I might not have been able to control my snark reflex.

Yes please!

And now I'm totally friggin' paranoid that she's going to scroll down through the comments and see this. I am the worst at stealthy snarking!

And how about those Kratt brothers... the best part of watching TV with my kids when they were Zooboomafoo-aged!!

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I will be sending this to my sister in law tout suite! She is obsessed with Robin Thicke, especially because he is "so devoted to his wife." She is 44 years old, married for 13 years with 4 kids and she CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT ROBIN FUCKING THICKE as if he is the second coming of Jesus or something!

The banana tattoos don't look real. They look like temporary tattoos you apply with a wet paper towel!

"Crap salad" and "waxed idiotic." Two more kickass phrases to add to my lexicon. Thanks Erin!!

Don't feel so bad... I'm 41 and I will probably watch this clip about 14 more times today. It feels extra dirty because I used to watch him in High School Musical with my nieces!

Oh Christ, don't get me started! I grew up in a traditional "woman cooks, man eats" household and it drove me crazy. But then I married into a family where my FIL and all the other men at an event sit on their butts in front of the TV and bark out suggestions and requests while the women do all the work and the kids…

I got married 12 years ago and I was pretty low key about the whole thing, but when I think about it, I still get a little embarrassed by how "me, me, look at me" I was about the whole thing. I brought my mom, three aunts, two cousins and my grandma dress shopping with me and basically stopped doing my actual job at…

OMG! A friend and I were just talking about this!! Her mother in law got so upset last year because she didn't send an anniversary card. It wasn't a special anniversary, with a zero at the end or anything, she just got busy and forgot. Meanwhile, before she married into the family her husband never once acknowledged…