Abigail Breslin's Twitter name is awesome!!

He Called Me Jellybean, My Secret Life With Ronnie

$29 for a wig in 1966 was some serious coin, right?! I mean, I'm old, that I'm not that old!!

Has a whole new meaning in Boys Town!!

Me too! My married girlfriends and I joke about it during especially busy times, like holidays, birthdays, back-to-school, etc.

I know right?!?

Nothing. That's Axl Rose.

And now I follow Diane Keaton on Pinterest. If she ever follows me back I might just die from excitement. Thank you in advance.

Oh sweet Jesus. He was a beautiful man.

It most certainly is. Sorry...

Happy to be of service, madame!

Hope Floats. Harry Connick Fr. Please sir, may I have more?

That. Exactly that.

Are they putting Wonder Woman in the next Superman movie? Cuz I think she just nailed the audition!

You're not kidding. Friends of mine just got a new weiner puppy to bring the weiner dog total in their house to three. And as one of them sat at the kitchen table with her son, the Alpha Weiner took a big old chunk out of the weiner puppy's face. Shit got real real!

At first when I read this I was all, BUT MY BABY BOY IS NAMED JACK!! (He's not really a baby. He's 8. Moms get melodramatic when you try and front on their children)

The first time I went to the Holocaust Museum in Washington DC, there was a group of high school kids there on a field trip at the same time. I wanted to punch all of them! I appreciate what their teacher was trying to do, but you get that many teenagers together anywhere, let alone a place of solemnity like that, and…

Yes 1993. Total mistake on my part! Don't know what I was thinking, since I graduated college in 1994 and I was a senior, suffering from a post-Halloween hangover when I received the news. Thanks for the fix!

I saw that last night but didnt know who the guy was. Damn! JGL is HAWT!!

He died in 1997. I don't remember when I first noticed him but I fell hard. I should have had stock in Tiget Beat and Bop in the late 80s!