My body and mind was not prepared for that much anal...retentiveness.

Well, after 3 Mustangs, mabe he’s looking for a more efficient way to clear sidewalks? I’d recommend one of these:

We can debate about whether or not these cars are usable or salable, but the undeniable point is that these cars have been sitting in a lot, taking up space and costing BMW storage fees for 4 years!?!?! Forget about the cost of the cars, what about the cost of the storage? Either repurpose them or scrap them, but…

I used to be like the guy on the left, but I got sick of only getting 350 km out of a tank of fuel and only putting ~30 litres of gas into a 50 litre tank (60% utilization).

Why are the passenger side windows tinted with purple film, but the rear and driver side windows tinted with grey film?

I believe motorcycles aren’t held to the same standard of emissions as cars, so they pollute a lot more per litre of fuel, even though they burn much less fuel. Some motorcycles also don’t have catalytic converters for cost/weight/packaging reasons, and the engines are typically tuned for maximum power rather than…

I remember by younger brother buying a copy of this VHS from Bi-way when he was about 10 and then annoying the shit out of myself and my other siblings but playing this video endlessly.

A lot of high risk car loans require a tracker or even an immobiliser to be fitted to the car as part of the loan contract. The funny/sad part, is that even though the customer is already paying a ludicrous interest rate, the dealership also lumps in the cost of the tracker/immobiliser plus the monthly subscription…

1st Gear: As much as I love cars, I’m sick of seeing new super/mega/hypercars every week for the uber wealthy to parade around in as a means of conspicuous consumption. There’s too many damn millionaires and billionaires, and what remains of the middle class is growing tired of it.

For stuff that’s currently on sale, in order of most hatred to least:

I love McLaren, but they’re kind of becoming the automotive equivalent of Taco Bell.

The Harley-Davidson Livewire should sound like a constant, unending fart. It can sound like a squeaky fart under braking, a dry fart during cruising and a big wet fart during hard acceleration. #fartpipessavelives

Um, you know that the Mazda 6 exists, right?

Honda Canada has offered the 6MT in all trim levels of the hatchback since it came here in 2017. I’m surprised that they didn’t offer the same in the US given the larger market, even if hatchbacks are less popular down there.

Oh, I didn’t realize that. I saw on Wikipedia that he had a French citizenship, but I didn’t notice that he was also born in Milan. Thank you.

Bugatti is French, so shouldn’t this be called the Cent-Dix?

“Will I get a better deal as a repeat customer?”

My co-worker ran into the exact same problem when he went looking at a CX-5 that would fit his children’s two car seats. He ended up going with a Sante Fe Sport because it had more space, even though he vastly preferred the CX-5.

5th Gear: Why would a salesperson do a background check on a person about to buy a vehicle when there is so much incentive to just look the other way and secure some signatures?

Could manufacturers install a valved exhaust that does not ever open unless a fuse is pulled, similar to the loud mode on Aston Martin’s when you pull fuse 22?