Your dad was pretty cool, based on your post. 

This is the most Mercedes Streeter vehicle I've ever seen.

Bought a CX-90 last weekend, boy do I enjoy the inline-6. They really need to shove it into more vehicles.

Things I do all the time lmao 

Kind of crazy that Pontiac is #1 for DUI when there aren’t even very many of them left

I keep a handful of business cards for one of those “We Buy Junk Cars for Cash” places in my glovebox just in case I see one of these parked nearby. Figure they could use the awareness.

Just put it into FSD and let it drive itself into a pole.

Saying violence is never a good idea ignores that in a justified position, violence is the last resort. It should not be approached glibly, but to deny its power is saying the status quo cares for people and justice, and we know that isn’t the truth. But I digress.

Come on, Mazda 323GTX.  AWD+Turbo Miata engine in an affordable shitbox?  What could go wrong?

Suzuki Samurai/Sidekick.

On the other hand, Scooby Doo cartoons were made 50+ years ago. Seeing this thing will make grandparents want to show the cartoons to their grandkids. That’s basically free money, given the production costs were paid a lifetime ago.

“How long until Hanna-Barbera send a cease and desist?”

Something about an electric VW being the Mystery Machine leads me to believe they arent going to be solving too many mysteries.

My local church has an Astrovan all kitted out like the Mystery Machine, with the slogan “there’s no mystery, it’s God”.

So FSD is an Eagles fan. Huh. 

“Yellow is the heaviest point”

FUCK.ELON.MUSK.

Elon Mush is a fucking nazi and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money, ever.

About damn time. They are going to sell like hotcakes but I fear dealer markups already

The Trump DOJ just sent out a memo stating they will be investigating anyone who refuses to buy a Tesla for possible prosecution and deportation.