That car looks like you asked it to hand over its wallet.
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My unreliable vehicles have turned my garage into a veritable prison from which I simply cannot escape.
Even after the U.S. and Russia have supposedly worked out deconfliction procedures should their combat aircraft come…
International Harvester all the way. I’ll be buyin’ em ‘til they go out of–
Replacing one cosmetic panel on a car that’s almost 50 years old and made of thin metal isn’t exactly what I’d call a rust bucket. Yeah, that’s rust free.
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As promised - motorcycle loading fails.
Are you referring to your local state representative and senator, who passed the dubious law? Or the police officer who risks his life every day to enforce it?
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It is one crazy flying machine, looking like something more out of a cartoon than something that can actually fly.…
WHAT - Current whip: 83 XV500
2002 Triumph Bonneville (DD)
What I ride: A sort of beat 1981 Suzuki GS450. Here it is, looking a lot tidier than it does in person I promise.
So you found Lanesplitter, the new motorcycle blog on Jalopnik. Welcome! We’re happy to have you here. Have a seat,…
The only other place I would like to parachute from an accident is to Emma Stone's bed.
I’d just like to say that the girl in the picture can be as naughty a passenger as she wants ;)
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Along with doing dumb things with old cars, I also sometimes like to do dumb things with old computers and video…