It didn’t mock ESB in particular, it mocked Star Wars in general.

Hands down, Star Wars is a religion.

To be fair, it seems to be mainly Star Wars. There have been at least a half-dozen or more disappointing Star Trek movies (conservative estimate), several less-than-great X-Men movies, and a shitload of terrible Bond movies, but I don’t remember any death threats in the aftermath of those films. Almost all of the…

did you actually watch the video?

His four-year old injured limb will never heal unless it gets plowed into by a running professional athlete every now and then.

“Since most people have beaten the game by now...”

called it!
I knew it’s possible to finish the game with panties only XD

Jesus Christ.

I believe he tried to download the update but it wasn’t available yet, so he couldn’t connect to the eShop at all. Kotaku should be getting review units next week and we’ll try to get you guys answers as soon as we can, although we’ll likely be embargoed until launch week.

Was that Paul Heyman?

I know, fucked up. He should go to jail for that.

At this point, Knicks fans may back Reggie Miller over James Dolan.

Is that some kind of joke?

The Oak ...the only Knick still playing defense

Who the fuck does James Dolan think he is with “we hope he gets some help soon.” Oak is a fucking legend and Dolan is a fucking joke. This organization is a dumpster fire. I’d rather see Trump own the Knicks.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

RIP Uncle Phil.