Actual Last Jedi remake. 

“Now you have the permission to defund planned parenthood”

Um, is this a church sermon? Dafuq

Goddamit. We’re getting the Wii Tuu

Oh ok.

My god. Jason, you’re not Kirk. Sorry, dude. But srsly, bring on the scalpers.

Kirk, any word on if Nintendo will offer a bounty for the heads of scalpers?

Trump’s Xbox live

Jason, congrats! You’ve truly arrived.

Hello there.

10/10 would give up soda again

Killorn and Sustr are very strong possibilities , I'd be very surprised if Hedman were dealt anytime in the foreseeable future, however, I'm really hoping you're sentiments regarding Stammer come to fruition

Lightning fan here, please hold me.

I’m currently playing Fester’s Quest. Because it's fun.

Gold.

Exhibition game in March, huh?

+ salivating

Lynch has no problem speaking to the media

Needs more suspense horn.