Anyone notice the classic, "Oh, I gotta re-tie my shoelaces." move? This isn't Drake's first airball.

I see Drake still has amateurism and amateurish confused.

I remember walking off the bus once during middle school, deck in hand, and getting caught in a gust of wind and seeing two of my favorite gold cards fly away. I didn't care how long I was holding up traffic afterwards, I was going to fucking find those two.

Well done reporter...Her response was perfect!!!

They played a great job. Gronk worded a great speak.

Keselowski is just thankful he didn't piss off Tony Stewart.

He died. RIP.

I love this plan! Great luck to you.

Man, I knew there was a reason I had been enjoying Kotaku so much more the last few months, just couldn't put my finger on it. I've long been disgruntled by the "what's next" mentality of gaming, so this article makes me very, very happy. Cheers to you guys, and thanks so much!

For the record: I am embedded in Pokemon, Smash Bros., Fallout and Dota. So, if you have cool stories of things players are doing interesting things in these franchises, don't hesitate to email me (patricia at kotaku dot com).

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

"We are investigating what happened".

I was on the fence about this year's version... until this. Absolute purchase now.

Hard to believe someone from Mulga, AL would be so into alternative energy sources — burning cow turds, that is.

No Tim, this is just the WWE's way of catering more to the female market. More furry animals, less brutality equals more women watching. Men's Health told them so.

(Sherman was far from infallible, leaving DeSean Jackson free for a 60-yard touchdown.)

I think this is actually an improvement. Lizards and bulls don't kill their mates and young.

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