RULE #1: THE FEATURE IS ADVERTISED TO BE USED IN PRIVATE PARKING AREAS. NOT PUBLIC.

Yeah, they’re incredibly bland and mediocre (sorry, stuffing all sorts of other shit in there doesn’t fix the main problem, it just tries to poorly mask it), and frankly, not being vegan or vegetarian, why the hell would I ever bother with one? They’re just not very good, and I eat meat, so...

I just tried one and while it wasn’t the worst burger I have ever had it was pretty close. If it was the only option I would eat it but almost anything else would be preferable.

i dont get it tho. meat eaters are bad so lets make alternative foodstuffs that mimic meats and bleed? i might try one once but at its price i cant see eating it on the regular. and i live in texas if i replaced cow with soy id be deported. 

While Musk’s pet projects leave much to be desired and are often way too ambitious, you have to admire the fact that he’s willing to put money and time into trying to innovate and come up with new transportation methods. 

You don’t send humans out to a barge with a multi-story building sliding around on it.

Destroy outrage culture. There’s a place for outrage, and then there is a whole industry devoted to stoking it, feeding it and writing about it.

I would imagine the jokes were put there by employees critical of the Facebook buyout and their parent company.

Yeah, if I somehow saw the message, I’d be a bit confused, then I’d look it up and have a laugh about it. Heck, it might improve my opinion of the company.

No, sorry. That never happened. It was clearly some fever pitch dream of the very illegal sort and the authorities will be sending the Re-Education Task Force to your home immediately. 

People seem to just WANT to be mad at nothing and anything like it's their job. Be a little more happy people, c'mon. You'll enjoy life more when you learn to laugh

A funny quote would be “Oh look you just voided your warranty”... 

Agreed... I mean come on, having the Konami Code on the back of the Google Stavia Controller is essentially promoting cheating... Therefore we should protest Google because they are promoting cheating.

It’s not even like they had actually scary stuff on them. They were random messages inside of the hardware. They weren’t people’s details. They weren’t hidden malware in the drivers or software. They were just physical messages inside of the hardware that most people wouldn’t even take apart, let alone give a rat’s…

The tone of this article, to the fact they had to apologize, to the total nothing level of offense in the messages themselves. The internet outrage culture is so tiresome. 

Remember when things were fun? Like...people had fun, and did fun things, and we all laughed and said, ‘hey, that was fun’? Did I dream all that up? Or was there actually a fun time, before this time, which is decidedly un-fun?

David, I hope you (and Patrick) read this - a sincere thank you for writing up a great article on Tesla the car company without a single mention of Elon Musk, much less anything about his recent social media activity and/or relationship status and/or personal opinion of him.

Gawd, I would hate something like that. It would feel like working at the register at McDonalds.

Yeah, and with that “pitiful” processor, the mac runs better than windows with 1/2 the resources. That’s what you spec obsessed idiots don’t understand because you’ve never tried it for any length of time. I have them both, Mac os is a far better OS, it doesn’t need the hardware windows laptops need to generate the…

LOL Purdue University? You mean the same snowflake university that’s changing our dictionary and language and taking the word “man” and “male” out every known volcabulary? Because, 2018 right? Yeaaahhhh, there goes your credibility.