Yeah, sure thing Wozniak.

No industry insider is going to risk alienating the giants of their own industry. The hyperbolic character of his assessment leads me to wonder how long he’s been familiar with mechanical engineering. I seriously doubt anything on the Tesla can hold a candle to the corporate atrocities of the ‘70s and 80s such as the…

I always wonder about comments like this. I mean, if Tesla dies off suddenly it’s the fanboys who bought in to Tesla who lose money. And if by some chance Tesla makes it, it will be those very same fanboys money you can thank for it.

Worse still, I have something to tell you about that butter...

It is a federal crime to manipulate the results of a game show in this country. They made an entire movie about the scandal that motivated this.

Then don’t buy it. Buy a real car. With pistons and shit. Man you anti-Tesla anti-EV anti-future people are annoying.

What’s the problem with JUST FUCKING DRIVING?

I can’t help but fantasize about how cool it would be if Tesla re-activated AEB without telling anybody. Let everyone keep thinking that they’re going to have to actually pay attention and be prepared to stop the car themselves.

They have touch screen compatible gloves.

Weird use of future tense? The Model 3 already did launch, and it already does cost $9,000 for the upgraded battery (which is the only one being delivered in the first round of production). They have been out driving in the wild for almost 2 weeks now, and the specs have been on Tesla’s website for just as long. The…

Im sure Musk would love nothing more than to sell a car called the T-800. In Special silver paint with bright red headlights. and the satnav has a funny accent

Does it have a good place to put your phone and charge it? That’s kind of important for a car that only has two options for unlocking the doors and starting it - your phone or a keycard.

Literally the worst.

As long as it’s not one of those stupid covers that you need a screwdriver for.

4 AA batteries can be inserted in a removable cover underneath the car. Just flip it over and replace the batteries when they run out!

1. No. Only the first employees got theirs, I believe.

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

I’m guessing a Dale Jr. reference.

Someone does something that cool, they can be as bro-douchey as they want, as far as I’m concerned.

IDGAF what you regret or not regret. Nor does anyone else, save to piss on you.