Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

MERRY DREWMAS ONE AND ALL

Western Canada. Tbf, our produce is only fresh and local for about 4 months of the year; that might have something to do with it.

I’m the exact same way but about raw tomatoes. The sight, smell and taste of raw tomatoes makes me physically ill. I get bullied about it all the time. “You just haven’t had a good one.” Yes i have

Like the wise old saying goes, you don’t become a millionaire by overpaying for a handie.

This is his current ‘Model’ girlfriend

Money buys happy endings. 

It’s a menagerie of white trash ingredients.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

thank you Cavs for sucking so bad in that era, it’s how the Lakers got Worthy

“The best course of action is for everyone involved to be honest. You should be clear about how long you think it’ll take the rest of your party to arrive. You should be honest if they’re not coming.”

You say SugarPenis like it’s offensive....

Sturdivant’s suit claims that the team’s choreographer, Kevin Murakami, told Sturdivant that she couldn’t perform the contemporary dance with the team, explaining that Sturdivant’s skin clashed with the color of the uniforms. Murakami added that Sturdivant black skin would cause the audience to look at Sturdivant and…

Read the fuckin’ blog MrSugarPenis

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yeah bitch, star and move on

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

That’s why I wish they’d trade him and a package now for Davis, but Naawlins won’t take it without him re-upping first. But Rozier would acceptably replace him on a team that’s otherwise so damn stacked (even if they traded Kyrie, Hayward and Brown).