Hey. Whatever. Nevermind.

With this deal, Herba spanfellera becomes strangely lush — almost as if the top growth were a toupee.

With this deal, Herba spanfellera becomes strangely lush — almost as if the top growth were a toupee.

Lamar Jackson is still not an elite quarterback.

Neither was Joe Flacco.

VFA will rise and defeat you, da bot.

Okay, Chief.

Yeah, I’m #4!

Whew — for a second there I was going to warn the O’Neill estate and Mirman that you were coming for them.

What is that, boil or carbuncle? 

“More time for forcible sexual assault and raping,” said Roethlisberger. 

Not even Kindergarten. They never knew that sometimes I walked home the 3/4 mile rather than take the bus. Put coins on the train track to flatten them (early 70s -- now a bike path).

Or, you know, we educate our two boys (13&11) and monitor what is on their phones as they are registered in our name. Plus we teach them proper etiquette as to when the phone is out and in use versus inappropriate usage/behaviors.

Bottom line: we can take the phone for any violation and can inspect its contents at any…

It is true. He has the strength of 3.5 caucasians so four police were needed.

One that does not do it on the basis of yearly profits but offers a flat percentage.

I worked at Bowne as the 99/00 bubble cratered the financial print industry so no contribution then little-to-none in 01/02. It was always done as an end-of-fiscal year lump sum which is not as good as payroll matches.

Switched jobs and…

When my first son was born (2006) the Government Publishing Office policy was to borrow against sick leave and I was not allowed to work from home even though I was detailed to a Senate Committee that had no problem with the arrangement. My wife had to borrow leave that took nearly 2 years to repay — even though she…

I grew up in Lorain County and she was our Nobel Laureate. Her evocations of Lorain in “The Bluest Eye” were as close to perfect as to how I experienced that city and its places.

Her cousin lived two doors down from us but I never had the opportunity to meet Toni Morrison.

#SexyHVAC

Harbaugh is no stranger to choking that lead against tOSU, amirite?

This is the worst base-running take.

Goddammit I am officially now an old. I’ve done this for years.

Thank you.

Thin space en dash thin space will live forever.

I hate that I can’t em dash in Android (or I am ignorant) texts, WhatsApp, &c. so I HAVE TO USE THE DOUBLE HYPHEN.