Flu, schmoo. This is profiteering.

^^^ from your keyboard to FSM’s noodly appendages ^^^

Does anyone know how well this stuff will grow spanfeller?

Does anyone know how well this stuff will grow spanfeller?

First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

“After ODB touchdown...”

Hey Well to be Fair Guy, it’s Posting in Wrong Article Guy,

Hey Actually Guy, it’s “well, to be fair Guy” here.

Hey, it’s me again, Actually Guy, dropped pearls of unrequested and questionable wisdom.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

You should use Ron Fellows’ quote instead.

Did this sound good in your head? 

“and there are ‘perks’ that come with it.”

Wow. I observed the opposite experience with my former government workplace. Many women there got pregnant in the years I was there, and nobody ever seemed to have an issue. The ones in my specific workgroup certainly didn’t, to be sure. If anything, it seemed they did a better job than expected to ensure the pregnant…