I still put the lion’s share of the Indians losing that World Series squarely on him. Francona had to burn through his bullpen for like 8 innings because this dipshit’s finger wouldn’t stop bleeding, so by the extra innings in game 7, everyone’s arm was ready to fall off. 

trevor, who cannot tweet about this or me due to my diplomatic immunity, once told me that he pees on his feet in the shower to keep from getting athlete’s foot. also when he was in college he almost failed freshman physics because he kept confusing mass and weight. also trevor once destroyed his pitching hand during…

Test sample DNA against the baby, if its a negative match destroy the sample. The police should not get to retain DNA samples for “future crimes” when the vast majority of the staff did not assault this woman... I hope.

Is Lamar Jackson at Is Joe Flacco elite level elite?

LJack is, at worst, Slash 2.0. Kordell made two AFCCG.

To hear Baltimore fans tell it, the Browns’ history doesn’t count towards the Ravens’ history...but the Colts’ history DOES. And I’m pretty sure that Flacco isn’t as good as Baltimore’s second favorite football player of all time.

Anything else is just wishful covfefe.

Please... not again... I can’t deal with another decade of this

(It’s a [very nebulous] PFTCommenter joke)

I imagine similar things were said about actual elite quarterbacks after their first 8 games in the NFL. 

+130 Potomac pines.

I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees. 

I like Santa.

Nothing funny or witty to post tonight. (I’ll fuck with you later.) I have sons your age. Well, ten years younger than you, but still. Drew’s parents—your son has touched us all. He is with us daily. Every time I go to this site, it is with the hope of good news. Drew, get well. Much love to you, your wife, your kids.

If the FBI’s Clinton investigation was so fake, then how come the 175 GOP Congressional hearings investigating every nook & cranny of Clinton’s life & career fail to find any evidence of wrongdoing?

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

?? I hrdly know her!!