This is the worst taek of all the hawt taeks.

He’s nearly four years older than me and we were singing that in high school.

Superstar DJs here we go:

The Governor (R) will appoint a replacement to serve out the remainder of the term through 2020.

My twelve-year-old and soon-to-be-ten dudes are alone from their peer group in that they have stopped playing Forkknife. They have been playing the heck out of Skyrim and ESO though.

Agonal respiration was the first clue.

Middleburg Heights hub, Parma presort. If it is snowing, we’re still waiting for Grove City and New Stanton to arrive.

I hurt myself on a dildo. Sprained both my ankles.

I worked at UPS loading package cars in the morning (4:30-8:15am) during college. We ran a little game where if, while sorting on the slide, we came across a package that had disgorged its contents* — usually from a jam — we would put the ones from Adam&Eve in the…

Please, explain this eyebrow thing. Growing up (70s), it seemed to be the default among people of Eastern European descent of a certain age. I still do not understand the rationale. Is it a Michigan-Ohio-Pennsylvania thing that spread to the wider world?

I’m not riled — impotent rage pee is the best revenge! He’ll feeeeeel sooooo bad he moved the team just like Modell.

Precourt urinal cakes and screens in all the bars to piss away the impotent rage like we did on Art’s face in ‘95.

Maryland is not a “stop and identify” state so what was the pretext?

AA or BC?

Concurrently government spending for post-secondary education dropped dramatically which is why all these “no Socialism” Boomers went to school for today’s equivalent of $2,500/year.

Do you miss Ralph?

Trains slow as they are pulling into a station and that block, through a downtown, was already at a reduced speed.

They protected him because he is Earle Bruce’s grandson. Ridiculous.

When? Early 70s, Sunshine Dairy (home milk delivery, kiddos!)

You wouldn’t have to tell Dave Logan, Ricky Feac-, uh, and Reggie Ruck- nevermind.

He is having the best season since Hal Trosky in ‘36.

I though the proper display for hacking distress was to fly the Nazi fag upside down?