He’s the type of creeper that probably used to “massage” women’s shoulders in college and get angry when they shrugged him off.

Too Drunk to Fuck — Dead Kennedys

They jealous.

Yeah -- did it make it through the locks to the seaway or did it go over the falls?

Probably based on the cost to buy oneself a star — $30K.

Thus far. If he keeps it up, great. I say this as a native NE Ohioan and one who would love to celebrate a championship (sans the racist caricature).

WHY ARE DOGS IN THE F’IN STORE AT ALL IF THEY ARE NOT CERTIFIED?

I’ve always had dogs, but when I go buy plywood, paint and putty I LEAVE THEM THE FUCK AT HOME.

I like dogs. They don’t belong everywhere especially in public transit.

I know tons about baseball and the Indians in particular — have Oscar Gamble’s autograph from 1974 when I was 7 and players used to sign cards between innings. Wrote to “Ask Hal” as to how to calculate SLG and still have his handwritten response. Bona fides accepted?

My basis was not his personality but the simple…

Corey Kluber/Date of birth: April 10, 1986

He is but he’s not Kluber and he’s not Cy Young material with an 8-6 record.

Kluber is 32.

Not better than Klubot.

All this talk with a record of 8-6 is All-Star Breaking, Cy Young annointing, drone-fingering, #MAGAing, word-salading nonsense.

This sounds like another “Tuscany is closed” bullshit from the Maestro.

Even if it had any scientifically-proven efficacy, it does not work in the manner he describes.

I was just gonna say the same thing. Is that a filled-in pentacle (paganism)?

“Now THAT’s a HAWT TAKE”

With a weird, orangey tan.

Great. Now I am hungry for orange-glazed ham.

Stand Your Ground: first stipulation is retreat until you can’t so I believe it passes muster in a court of law.

He’s off his psych hold?