It’s a hate symbol. At least that’s how I take it — those lives matter more than anyone they encounter and the idiot unions back them 100%.

Not turning on your camera should be a three-day unpaid suspension automatically with escalations for each time one “forgets” to do so.

Christians wear hijabs? Kurd have fooled me.

I forgot about that douche and his smug assface. Meanwhile, my kids just got redistricted because, surprise, we have not received adequate school construction funds due to county incompetence (previous board was “growth will pay for itself” which let developers off) and the 2 of them on the Board of Public Works.…

Especially because the asshole Maryland Governor decreed school not start until after Labor Day so that we can spend money at the cesspool that is Ocean City. Guess what, “pro-family” felcher: I am out an extra $500 in childcare and even if we could afford to go to the beach, we’d go to Rehoboth.

Now spring break is…

All this rib talk made me eat my sandwich before lunch. If I go down and get some tenders and hotsauce . . . no if — it’s when.

I voted once for the sin tax and against it when it went to renewal. No more partnerships that publicize risk and privatize profit. Want an expansion? Pay for it yourself from your declining casino profits.

Oh, I thought it was Shock G (Humpty Hump)?

6. We’ve seen this “fight” before.

Or you’re shitposting a day later.

Kyrie did not want to play defense and was an increasing liability the further they went in the playoffs. It will come out why he became petulant in the playoffs and it was his missed assignments. Offense is not the reason because he had more opportunities than anyone else.

But two broken-down PGs to replace him?

Hogan’s current polling numbers are soggy and susceptible to eroding even further.

No, he’s not, otherwise Anthony Brown would be governor instead — simply because there are a sizeable number of white Democrats that will not vote for a minority candidate (and don’t give me any of that Boyd Rutherford nonsense) in Howard, Montgomery, PG, Frederick and especially Baltimore/Anne Arundel counties. Dems…

That is a variable take depending on your location.

Or in the grays.

Go home, Becky.

Also where was big pimpin’ O’Keefe hiding while filming them for his latest nonsense?

Where are the chip drones I was promised? I am in my underwear and too lazy to drive half a mile.

I may just have to pop some microwave popcorn and add chip crumbs to it. #Sad #MakeAmericansChipAgain

Yes and pedantically speaking, so are my sons schools, but they are 54 miles away from DC. Centennial, which serves Ellicott City, is Bawlmore.

The DMV ain’t LA.

You forgot “NOT ALL POLO SHIRTS AND CARGO SHORTS” otherwise my Dad wardrobe is so screwed — not that I own a white one anyway.

I had a high-and-tight 30 years ago in Army (Airborne!) and the only demeaning thing we were confused for is f’in jarheads. Also there was no f’in floppy part on top.

Goddamned cultural appropriation by the fascisti.

The “false and defamatory, per se” is nonsensical as, if they feel they have indeed been wronged, they would pursue it in court.

But, you know, discovery is a bitch.