As a Browns fan, I think you need to piss in a cup for whatever the WADA of sports journalismsers is because 6-10? Please. 2-14 probably, 4-12 best hope.

I miss Rick Manning’s commentary. And wife-swapping in the 70s. But mainly the commentary.

Scrubbing in for surgery for starters.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=recidivism+…

Here I thought it was a beautiful butterfly.

I have plenty of paintbrushes.

10/10. Would do. Swiping right.

Are we sure it isn’t Will Ferrell?

But in a certain mindset, arrest=guilty, though Rikers is like a county jail in that if your sentence is usually under a year it can be served on the island.

I guess if they didn’t want to be raped by guards, they should have never committed the crime in the first place. Can I finish? Argle bargle nargle gargle white privilege blather natter nabobs chatter Babbittry . . . .

How many of his fellow corrections officers turned in this fine specimen? I have family who are COs…

Why so friendly all of a sudden? Have your new corporate overlords replaced the staff with pod people? Asking for a friend

I rang the bell for ye.

So Mindy Kaling is playing Cathy, who’s lived most everywhere, from Zanzibar to Barclay Square. as well as Patty, who’s only seen the sights a girl can see from Brooklyn Heights?

What a crazy pair!

If my calculations are correct, soon I will have her, just gotta stay cool and not blow this. We will ride all night on autopilot and blast off at dawn to low-earth orbit. Then she WILL be mine.

Top 5? I see what you did there.

Lemon Meringue Pie.

Do it. Do it now.

Thank you.

Also in the mix was he wanted to be traded or released to go to the 49ers to be reunited with his former DC (O’Neill) because he was getting beat out of his starting spot by a Dolphin retread. Retirement being floated was some sort of mistake because the Factory of Sadness would have retained his rights.

Is it because weak millenial hands can’t depress the “power” button on the microwave then enter a percentage (60? 70?) that does not lead to scalding?

As an Old, this makes me smile as I can remember the racist shitbags complaining about refugee resettlement along the Gulf Coast — especially those from Vietnam — in the 70s/early 80s.

Same nativist crap that has been throughout American history and especially pronounced today.

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who posts “Shenanigans.”