I want to believe that the game-winning field goal by Denver in “The Drive” game was outside the upright it flew over.

Brackish

1979 —Han Solo at Stars’ End

I lent two books to a guy freshman year of high school and I am now 49. He died recently and the first thing I told my wife was “I guess I’m not getting the Escape from New York novelization and first Han Solo book back now.”

And all those fucking interns were at the annual Smithsonian Congressional night making absolute goddamned-fools of themselves, wheedling for booze after the event was over and treating the catering staff like some sort of servants.* Also, their fashion sense (seersucker suits in 102 heat index? Trashy dresses? Green…

Loomis embodies that — just look at his defense of “Good Cop” Michael Brelo. When Loomis cops to allowing poor-performing officers to be fired then I’ll start to believe what that typical west-side racist asshole says.

No officer will turn down such easy gravy of providing security for a sporting event because the…

My personal choice: Left both as a sandwich and a vagina — free the minora!

Crazy twitter lady should take a science class or two on how labia develop (not via sexual activity) and the actual elasticity of the vagina.

Hot Takes on Our Gang/Little Rascals?

Please explain Cricket in terms a Midwesterner can understand. I am almost 49 and read the Hitchhiker books and still do not understand it.

First memory: some Indians game on WWWE when I was 4 or 5

Major memory: Red Right 88

I work up here, in Dirksen SOB, and when these alerts go out all I really want to know is whether I should tip and stack the file cabinets in front of the locked door then use the remaining office furnishing to construct a hastily-fortified position.

Viet Nam War in a naightly news story about a Vietnamese grandparent and grandchild who were wounded in an American incursion into their hamlet and that they were unaware of lying in bed next to each other. Lotsa questions for the parents.

That’s why I live close to the 15 bridge. If I want beer and groceries, I can just go to Leesburg, VA.

She will be waiting for her knight to do his time because true love.

Every katana owner is safe until they get drunk and play fruit ninja: real life.

Every ACME safe owner is safe until they’re clonked on the head with their formerly safe ACME safe.

I had a partial scholarship coming out of HS as an indifferent student (top third, great ACT/SAT scores) and wihin the first year I partied my way out of it. I regrouped via two years at the local community college that sandwiched a stint in the Army and finished up at Case Western Reserve University — a fine school…

No, they threatened the funding. There is nothing preventing them from doing so but the agencies approps would be curtailed.

As an old, I did enjoy the original (on vinyl and CD somewhere) but I really enjoy the downbeat versions as I age.

Cf., Portishead — SOS, Johnny Cash — Hurt, &c.

Hey, guess what? To some of us a car is simply transportation and we don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut* what you think.

It’s from Cavs color commentator (and 1971 #1 pick) Austin Carr.