She’s a white girl with a Thug Life bitmoji. I bet she has all types of cool thoughts and opinions. /s

I wonder if she is getting masters agree.

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

Hang on, rushing out to get a dozen million burner accounts so I can spend the rest of my life starring this comment.

Of all the things that I hate about LaVar, nothing bothers me as much as the weird thing he does with his hands as he walks.

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

Tiger Woods really did inspire an entire generation of young golfers.

I would pay actual money to see PGA players play putt-putt.

Of course it’s not bad. He was 15 years old when he committed this heinous act.

There has been books and books and books written about how we, in the US, damn for life kids who commit all sorts of offenses as juveniles (from murder to drugs to sex acts to robbery). We seem to s-l-o-w-l-y be coming around to the fact…

If he’d withdrawn earlier, this conflict wouldn’t even exist.

I’m a Dad and I Don’t Give A Shit

“Not giving a shit” is the first step to being a good dad. More moms need to heed this advice as they tend to give a shit what other moms think.

I made a decidedly I’mADadAndIDon’tGiveAShit decision and started wearing an adult rash guard last year. Weird tan lines? I don’t give a shit! Look like a fat kid in a pool trying to hid his fat? I don’t give a shit!

Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.

PMT is incredible, and I’ve been kind of amused at the TOTAL lack of coverage it’s received from Deadspin. It seems to be taking over the sports social media world lately. They get great guests and usually deliver entertaining interviews. I know Big Cat probably doesn’t have the Deadspin Blogger Stamp of Approval but…

Disagree. What is your source for this? According to the article — “First off, you absolutely need to know that airlines have the legal right to stop any passenger from flying at any time, even if the passenger doesn’t want to give up their seat.” — this was my understanding as well. The airline is a private business;…

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.