However, Rooney’s legacy is far from perfect. He was, after all, still a wealthy businessman in America with a powerful organization to maintain.

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So Tony Romo is dying and that’s why this is happening?

Lonzo’s foot speed isn’t exactly great either, considering he’s dragging around this ball and chain of a father.

According to his Tumblr, Cholowski said he would have signed the deal earlier but “mom’s being a real big bitch.”

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

• Be in not-NYC

Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy…

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

That was literally one of the best sports questions I have heard.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

Oddly enough a slip of the tongue was the reason for the girlfriend in the first place.

What are the odds that the guy blowing the whistle trying to break up the scuffle is an ex-high school coach?

So Cooley said something and then took it back. Isn’t there a term for that?

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

I’m kind of stuck here, if someone does something horrible in their past, should they be treated like a monster forever. I’m in no way condoning his behavior but is there a way to support the victim, help her heal, and also hope Mixon gets punished then tries his best to atone?

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

Christ who actually pays for their splash mountain picture?

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.