was the line longer than the receipt? 

I work in supplying manufacturing. Bringing up a production line to build any new product is a huge undertaking. It takes way longer than...sitting behind a keyboard and complaining about it. I just wish one person could comment who could even remotely conceive how a ventilator actually works instead of switching…

“Wow... My hands are huuuge!” — Surgeon General Jerome Adams (the night before issuing this warning)

I watch YouTube every night after I get in bed but before going to sleep. But I watch, like, music videos and stand-up comedians and highlights of old sitcoms and shit. I feel very happy knowing I am ignorant of all this shit.

I love it when Lefty Atheists get all gooey over native religions. 

I think the great shame of io9 merging into Gizmodo is now I have to share the environment with a bunch of disaffected tech bros and Libertarian snotrags.

The inequality is not surprising,” said lead author Frank Edwards, assistant professor in the School of Criminal Justice at Rutgers University-Newark, in a release from Rutgers. “All you have to do is turn on the news to see that people of color are at a much greater risk of police-related harm.”

You dont seem to understand that you are as awful a person as any MAGA hat wearing person. We don’t need people like them or like you.

As a fellow “hefty” person, this guy gave us big boned people hope that we may one day reach the peak of mashed potato mountain. RIP big guy. We raise our wings to you.

Someone’s been buying their milk from Halliburton.

i’m just here to get into fights with people over how much matlab sucks

Let’s just leave it at $6.9

I don’t understand why an event occurring at a known date in the future wouldn’t account for estimated inflation...unless...and hear me out here: hosting the Olympics is a nearly bottomless money pit and is always run by sleazy rich lying assholes.

Why are old bat shit crazy white men always wearing strange hats? Is it required?  

There’s that chapter where he takes Gage out to fly a kite, and then the aftermath is so painful, seeing Louis just be a grinning animatronic figure at the funeral.

By far the most upsetting part of the book is what happens to Louis’ life and mind after his son dies but before he resorts to the Pet Sematary. Real horror, as always, has more to do with the tragedy of permanent loss than with supernatural monsters.

Michigan alumni are so pissed they haven’t been caught up in this yet.

AOC is the populist knee jerk reaction to Trump. Both of them are unhinged lunatics.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

“A spokesperson from CFM International told Gizmodo that Southwest engine involved in the explosion “was not included in the identified population” from CFM’s service bulletin.”