Eh. Fuck the Giants. It’s an odd year. We don’t have to think about them.

2nd all time in yards, 3rd all time in TD. He could be locker room AIDS, never mind cancer. He belongs in the HOF. End of story.

I can’t believe people actually think this. Look, I can’t stand Shaq. He’s an obnoxious ass who thinks he’s much funnier than he is, and has never contributed anything of note to what was once the best sports studio show on TV (he’s only made it worse). But people let their feelings about him as a person affect how…

As long as the victim gets a restraining order commanding Richardson to stay 3 yards away at all times, she shouldn’t have any more problems with him.

If the runner who starts the inning on second scores, who gets charged with the run?

Since when can he grow a full beard? Him and I were stuck at the same level of facial hair growth, like, a year ago. Goddammit.

“It was hard times. Brutal conditions. Nights where you didn’t know if you would make it through or collapse from sheer terror and exhaustion. Where you hoped that somehow, someway, you’d make it out and find your way to somewhere better and more humane.”

Guys, if we don’t stop these refugees right now, one of them might blow up my cornfield.

Well it’s the left-handed shooter, Kyle Lowry the pump
I’m at your house like, “Why you got your couch on my Chucks?”

I remember Flip Murray! He sucked!

What kind of country which has basked in unbelievable wealth and good fortune for at least the last hundred years has a social structure in which someone’s only choice is to become a professional soldier?

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

I know we like to joke about Pop/Kerr 2020 and what not, but I so earnestly think Steve Kerr would make an incredible public official. He’s young, progressive, successful, and infinitely charming. Not to mention, the backstory surrounding his father is such a compelling narrative as to why he is the man he is today…

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.

I think at this point you probably need to find a new blog.
Sorry, not sorry.

Make America White Again

Funny you mention Joe Morgan, who gets elevated from “outstanding player on a really good team” to “probably the best player of the 1970's” on the back of the analysis provided by those nerd stats you and Joe dislike so much

You sound fun.

I’m with you. Eckstein forever!

I can’t wait to take my own kids to Cooperstown just like my Father took me and show them the plaques of all of the great players...and Trevor Hoffman and Omar Vizquel.