I’ve always thought Shaq was an asshole and a bully who got away with it because he pulled off the “aww shucks I’m just a big ol’ goof who’s funnin’ on ya” shtick to perfection.

Vlad swung at and connected on pitches in the dirt a couple of times.

Serious question- why does Guerrero get so much more love than Larry Walker? Walker has a huge edge in WAR, despite fewer games played, and even adjusting his Coors stats downwards, his rate stats compare well to Guerrero. Walker was an elite defensive player and was a good base stealer when he was young, too. I think…

How hard are you yanking? If it’s longer than 4 hours, consult a medical professional.

Papi is a lock regardless of what happens with Edgar. Postseason matters, too.

Jesus, what’s he going to have to do to please you, forward you some 19th division Kazakh Over-90 soccer league bloopers?

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Can someone explain to me where this hatred towards this team is coming from? The Warriors play an aesthetically fun style of basketball that requires constant motion and gets everybody on the team involved. This is a team that has turned JaVale McGee from a misfit basketball player into a genuine asset that…

I might watch the Pro Bowl if they had kegs on the sidelines instead of Gatorade.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

“I took a shot.”

Basketball. Because it’s great.

Moskovitz

What video game movie has ever been good?

5%

So there was a cross dressing component during my frat’s Hell Week bullshit. Keep in mind that, at this point in my life, I was a medium douchey, half-libertarian lax bro from a rich suburb (and also keep in mind this was circa 94) so I went into the whole ordeal with the attitude that “This will be a little…

If you use ‘sensitive snowflake’ in a sentence without satire, odds are pretty good you’re a douche. Never mind the irony that he’s so super-sensitive about not getting what he wants that he has to take to Twitter to vent about it.

Don’t the Nationals need a closer and a center fielder more than they need another starter? I don’t mean they don’t need another starter, but in priority order I would think that’s #3.

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

I don’t want this to come across the wrong way, so I apologize if I sound condescending/rude/judgmental.