You say death, I say very, very, VERY clean

It’s been a long time, but I think they probably do deep fried or gravy soaked better than they do healthy. Think chicken fried steak with sawmill gravy and a side of mac and cheese.

John Belushi pioneered this streamlined menu in the 1970's with his cheeseburger and Pepsi combo.

That would make horrible coffee.

Is that in the same department as the meat curtains?

That was my nickname back in college.

I’ve got quite a few years of pizza eating under my belt (literally), almost all of which being of the tomato sauce variety, and while I’ve encountered many literally dripping with grease, I’ve never run into one dripping with “juice”.

What kind of pizza are you eating that has “juices”?

The last time I flew United I was offered the choice of pretzels, a Stroopwafel or a Biscoff. Who takes the Biscoff in that group?? NO ONE, I tell you! Maybe they’re hoping the chocolate will persuade some people to go that direction, to ease the burden on the glorious Stroopwafel.

I believe it’s because she reported $700 in tips for that pay period, so she is taxed on the total amount (700 + the 150 in hourly pay).  But because the tips are cash that she already received, the paycheck only reflects the balance of the hourly pay.

Isn’t the nice looking woman in the picture a bit under-dressed to be walking in public in the Middle East?

Dear Salty,

Do the restaurant a favor and never go.  Because you will definitely bring this up to 5 people who have no control over the automated system and will be unpleasant to everyone.  Do them a favor and hold your little grudge inside

Well they aren’t. A food allergy by definition is an abnormal condition that requires an abnormal diet.

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

Thank you. Glad it’s just not me.

Agreed, you need it, the absent patrons don’t....

Dear Stuff Stealer,

tons of white collar jobs come with things like expense accounts