I know this is crazy outside the box thinking here, what with it being written right in the article, and referred to in the original press release, but maybe they can recycle them instead!
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schmaltz is definitely not a “piece” of chicken
And somehow schmaltz is missing from the list altogether. It DEFINITELY ranks above breasts and nuggets. Also thighs should unquestionably be #1.
There’s no renaming going on...he’s just breaking down the anatomy of the wing.
Thigh all day, but flats... eh.
Counterpoint:
I don’t want “The Correct, Best Coffee” - and I’m sure I wouldn’t find that at Starbucks.
Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.
My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”
Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.
Stick to politics, Barry. Nobody wants to read about a team that wasn’t good enough for Philly or KC.
The A’s home whites are one of the nicest uniforms in baseball.
Things I’d rather read/hear about than Neymar drama:
The fuck is the point of a credit card made out of damn titanium that you can’t put anywhere near anything?
It knows what it did.
HE HATE TEAMS
Why on earth does anyone follow #brands on twitter? If they’re announcing something important, it will be announced somewhere else too. If you need tech support, tweet at them once and wait for a reply. Why does anyone care what Wendy’s thinks about anything?
Only if it’s hot enough to be a problem a significant chunk of the year, there’s nowhere shaded or grassy you could walk them, the dog can’t be trained to wear booties, you can’t walk them in the early morning or at night, and the dog wouldn’t be destined for a worse fate if you didn’t adopt them.
No.