jmanchu
JManchu
jmanchu

It’s not perfect. We get it. We also get that far more often than not, VAR is right and it prevents the kind of horseshit incorrect calls that used to happen in every damn game in these tournaments.

Guys, he can’t hear his phone. Stop. Screaming. Guys! GUYS! Gah, SHUT-UP FOR A MINUTE!

Bone hugs in harmony.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

Obviously, ramon was a staple in my life, but I’d end up with 2/3 a loaf of bread in the fridge that I didn’t want it to go bad.

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

Hey, glad they won! I’m not opposed to running up the score because goal differential is the first tie breaker and if they let up at 6-0, there’s no reason to think Sweden wouldn’t try and win 7-0.

Keep scoring.  Stop celebrating wildly. 

Yeah, I have zero problems with them scoring 13 goals. a) Goal differential matters here, and b) they’re in the midst of having to prove why they should be making more money than they currently are, and this is exactly how you do that.

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

I’d think the same if Man City scored 13 against an amateur non league opponent.

Simple: spoon or fork up some of their meal and go: “Choo choo train pulling into the station... Open up! CHOO CHOO!”. If the patron turns away and/or spits up the food, you know they weren't into it. Otherwise, you just earned that 20%!

I think the argument is “if it’s cool there shouldn’t be any penalties”

I think the argument is “off-sides shouldn’t matter if the play is cool” which is still not a good argument to make.

...Is this post essentially arguing that football should just get rid of the offside rule? Or that somehow it becomes a completely optional rule for the referees? As otherwise I don’t really know what the point here was?

Do you clean do you clean your shower / tub everyday? I'm sorry were you talking to my wife?

The same logic I use when I stand up to pee before sitting down in the bathtub to take a shit.

It’s still cool if I piss in the bath, though, right?