Wings or not, you lost me at “post-flag football.”

Dude knows what time it is.

I’m not fat, but I’ll fight someone over the last Bojangles biscuit.

This looks like great fun and not dangerous at all.

His fadder was a mudder fucker.

HOLY SHIT!

As a devoted gummy gear connoisseur, the main art on the page makes me feel funny in the pants.

My kids’ charter school did something similar a few years ago. Admission is lottery based, but it is technically a “public” school and there is no cost to attend. The admissions lottery was changed to a weighted system to allow the school to better reflect the surrounding community. The probability for admission for…

Mila Kunis IS hot.

I’d say every Marlins fan did it.

Nah, it IS content... just not a hack.

I’m not entirely sure how to do it, I just know that she is NOT doing it properly.

You mean your wife is worse?

I’m not sure what’s more surprising. These tweets or the fact that Twitter was a thing in 2007.

Even though he’s very involved to the extent that he “personally yanked the credentials of a pair of ESPN.com writers for negative coverage and internally threatened to axe the person in charge of replays because he didn’t feel they were up to snuff,” it doesn’t seem ridiculous that he could be focused on the…

This is not a reason for inspiration. If legit, lady was fucking nuts.

One year ago today, we adopted our dog from a rescue organization. I had not had a dog since I was about 10 years old but we figured our kids (then 10) should also have a dog. It would be good for them, I told myself. I didn’t really want a dog, I told myself... and I really didn’t... until we brought him home. Now I…

Funny regardless, but choosing Arby’s earned you the star from me.

God. I forgot about that and I was there. Great call and video.

Neither side is reasonable. There is little compromise. It’s all shit.