Pommel horse. Nuts are sensitive and injury can lead to death or at least a wish to be dead.

I fucking LOVE the taste of armpit hair. Not sure what that has to do with raw onions, though. Raw onions suck.

What a bunch of losers.

I’m sorry everyone. I blew it. No excuses.

The arm injury surely stung like hell, but he should be grateful that he’s not from Penisbaijan.

This is stupid. If you need this then you shouldn't be skewering meat. Wish I hadn't clucked this link.

Or Reggie Love.

JHC. Eat a burger. Sometimes. Not ALL the time. Eat out. Sometimes. Not for EVERY meal. Enjoy a drink other than water. Sometimes. Not ALL the time.

Geno, is that you?

Maybe not but he certainly got fed lots.

Gcordi? Or Ayesha Curry?

If I felt my partner was being crazy and was out of line then I would say that to her. Her respect of me would likely cause her to stop posting ridiculous shit. I would respect her right to do so and would love her regardless.

I’m of polish descent. I don’t like perogies but I do love the smell of lemons and slick and shiny furniture.

And the streakers.

That's what she said.

Only about 7 people would be even remotely upset by any Carolina Hurricanes relocation news. I think that’s the same 7 people who attend their games. Shit. Sorry. Miscounted. 6 people. My bad.

This series is awesome. I love butt finals.

Hard to be mad at Cobb County since their salads are so damn delicious.

A Very Short Debate.