+1 for Dana Plato reference. Excellent.

Unless you are Aqib Talib.

Congratulations. No joke. Count your blessings.

That's what her Daddy told her.

Tiffaneee

I’m not sure why everyone is so upset with Dana White. What does she have to do with UFC anyway? I think she still looks good at her age is is still tearing it up on Wheel of Fortune. I’d do her.

File this post to Inadequate man.

The photo with the post was a good selection. I’m pretty sure that my kids have used such a park as their own personal bidet on more than one occasion. Savages.

You, sir, are a dick. Saying that your father was having difficulty cleaning himself adequately is awesome.

God, glad I’m not alone here. My wife buys these for the kids. When they age out of “needing” these, I may have to buy my own stash to keep somewhere. Nice for ass wiping and for giving the boys and taint a good wipe down for those hot and humid days.

Jake can suck it.

I’d rather put a stick in my dickhole than be forced to watch Caillou.

I’m the opposite. Others are fine. Mine are monsters.

Shirt will be shit soon enough.

Not just beverages. That’s a lot of everything. Not just for 13 minutes, but for a fucking week.

Time for her mother to load up on fertility drugs so the family can conquer the ultimate baby ski pyramid. Cypress Gardens is waiting.

+1

Well played. I knew there was a digit dropping joke to be had in here somewhere.

No. And no again. Not even upon request.