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Typos happen, motherfucker. And your post ain't exactly Shakespeare.

$100k is most likely the fully loaded model.

It’s kind of remarkable how the first 8 months of 2020 were 30 years long, but here we are.

Neutral: How Are You?

A quarter of US citizens identify as having no faith. Sfoop declares a quarter of citizens as non-Americans. Problematic.

And religion is something private, not to be shown off in public, or paraded around like a badge:

Are you new here or something?   This is like bread and butter to most of us.

“Your Used Car Is Probably Worth More Than You Think”

I take it as a compliment. I actually care about the welfare of other human beings? Why thank you!

You probably should have filed this one to the Hot Takes Department, Justin.

So I’ve got 15-20 on that truck. Well, closer to 15 on that one, because as a manual, it doesn’t have the transmission coolers or cooler lines that an automatic would have.

I’ma go out on a limb here and predict you’re going to get lots of petulant, pissy pushback for this post from Jalops who think you shouldn’t be political.

Ah, yes, because if there’s one thing we’ve all learned over the last few weeks, it’s that the cops can be trusted to do the right thing.

It’s also bringing out the dreaded autoplay video.   Which, really, is the worst crime of them all. 

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

“Well, reduced traffic in general will reduce deaths, so why not add a few deaths back to the total by reducing truckers’ restrictions?”

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

The flu is a mostly stable event each year. This is not. Comparing the two is a category error until there is a viable and available vaccine for this. This appears to be more deadly in terms of the populations it affects. It just hasn’t gotten everywhere yet.