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Every time a Tesla stan kisses Elon’s digital taint, Koenigsegg earns another patent. 

Koenigsegg is the visionary Musk pretends to be on his best days.

And yet Elon will never notice you.

I’m from Ohio and I do not approve of Ohio. 

None, ever! Read more

None. They can kiss my ass.

*When properly equipped with equipment that doesn’t exist yet. 

My car will go 200 MPH when properly equipped with a bigger engine and a pair of turbochargers.

NASCAR fans

the 40 ads per page, the fact i have to reload my browser every slide, and the fact this can easily be compiled into a non slide show are all reasons. 

Easy. People are fucking stupid. Half the country though Covid was a hoax and you think they’re smart enough to put on a seatbelt? Read more

Please start tagging slide shows as such. It warns myself, and everyone else, not to click on this shit.

Make the queen pay. Her grandmother built that shit after all. Read more

This calls for a Geländewagen.

As a Tesla owner and user of the FSD package and autopilot, I am always shocked when I see people using it recklessly. I saw a video the other day of someone in the back seat of a Model 3! That is suicidal. My car has totally not seen large concrete walls and road debris (eg freakin’ chairs in the road). Not to… Read more

Yeah, not sure I can Stan cheaping out on safety equipment, especially of the “doing my part to keep everyone else on the road safe”. Read more

For me snow tires are not about going. They are about stopping, and not having to crawl around at 5mph in the snow because you can’t stop on inappropriate tires. 

Heated seats in northern latitudes are a Godsend come winter, though.

13. 13 DT. You own a baker’s dozen. I love you, but you are officially a hoarder my man.

I think Bradley wins. Has the required fun (yet not always operational) cars, has a toe dipped in the EV arena, and clearly the most useful and reliable vehicle, the TourX, to safely cart the family around in. Read more