California’s emissions standards were the first in the nation. That’s why they get to have standards that are stricter than the federal gov’s.
California enacted those standards to... cut emissions and reduce smog, which was horrific in places like 1950s and 1960s Los Angeles.

If you think these laws have “nothing to…

• Over 26,000lb (total weight, as loaded), you need a CDL. Doesn’t matter if you’re commercial, private, or RV.

Jeep’s 4.0. There isn’t an exhaust out to make it sound good, and it’s impossible to get any power out of the slug that it is. But it’s bullet proof. It can take a ton of abuse and keep going. It’ll run on almost no oil and be fine - ask me how I know. They can take a ton of miles. Will the rest of your Jeep be as…

Why not have every post on this site be a slideshow? I’m sure that would appease your overlord, Herb

You’ll be hearing from my attorneys

Ah! The dying Jalopnik reviving articles from the past decade. At least you finally realize most of the new writers are crap.

Everyone’s reaction seeing this right now. “WOW! Doug’s back... wait... I remember this article... Why are the comments from 2016... HEY! This is some Bull Shit!”

When’s the last time a Jalopnik article got 300 comments?

I see the post time “5 minutes ago”. Huh, I say “Doug is back writing for Jalop? And, you still own that thing? I thought the plan was to dump it after the warranty ran out.”. Then I see the comments dates and realize this is more of this recycled content crap that is getting to prevalent on this site. 6 year old…

ahhh the GMG strike has begun bois. 

You can always reach out to me for taillight stuff for your little girl!

I’m still in the greys, and will likely forever remain so, but:

Better yet:

Stop the flow of new vehicles and sell off much of what’s left, which happened at dealerships in 2021, and a mountain of past-tax deferments come due at once.

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.

For those that want to keep following these dingleberries

Fuck them. They have been cleaning up on used car sales and massive overcharging for new ones. I have zero sympathies for them. One dealer has a Maverick XLT listed for 52 grand. 

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

God damn it.

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.