Wait till you hear her music.

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That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Yep. Apparently, many people are absolutly missing the point of the Zoolander films completely.

Can I ask a question that might get me in trouble?

not your boyfriend.

you’re probably right! but it’s still such a dumbshit unforced error. She knew the rules, she didn’t follow the rules. The end.

If you watched the match at Takeover and you weren’t interested, maybe this whole “wrestling” thing isn’t for you.

Track: If I Should Fall From Grace With God | Artist: The Pogues | Album: If I Should Fall From Grace With God

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

Accurate.

Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU

Dosage is what makes something toxic. Period.

Frankly, I had no idea the sand was this disgusting. I'm never shitting on the beach again.

Kelsey Grammar came down to our boat doing research for the movie. Funny funny guy!

10. Movies like The Hunt for Red October and Crimson Tide look so real but are full of holes. If you want to know what it’s like on a submarine watch Down Periscope. I knew every character in that movie in real life.