Ahh, spring. The flowers begin to bloom, the birds start to chirp, and massive dongs fly through the air.

“a sector Kalanick once famously and snidely referred to as the Big Taxi Cartel”

What? Why? Being paid huge amounts for speaking engagments is hardly rare among politicians. Hillary Clinton has been paid thousands for speaking engagements, as has Trump (http://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-donald-trump-makes-speaking-fees-compared-everyone-else-2015-8). Also, what on earth makes you think Maria…

How many ICE sedans with that much power have that much range? A Charger Hellcat only has a 19 gallon tank, if it got 18 mpg highway it’s only going about 20 miles farther than this Tesla without stopping.

II can’t do that with my jeep so I’m willing to give it a pass on that.

#SaveKatieNolan

Garbage Time is the only thing worth watching on FS1. FUCK!

But...it doesn’t have granite counter tops and the laundry is in the kitchen and it’s all so SMALL.

(Daddy is worth $787 million)

We’ll need a large outdoor space because we really like to entertain.

“I’m a stay-at-home model, and Mark works part time at a local kombucha brewery. Our budget is $1.2 million.”

Also, anyone that says “Barthelona” is immediately unfriended.

Counterpoint: the Nordic nations are the best and coolest nations in the world.

Well, you can simply look at the list of degrees and see why they want a union. There isn’t a single degree there that qualifies you to be anything other than a tenured professor or barista or Gawker blogger.

Same people who think CUVs are a better alternative than minivans.

The fuck did Syracuse do?

What does any of that have to do with what this guy is looking for?

I just want to know how it doesn’t snap in half once a few overweight Texans pile in.

Thereby proving multiple idiots with too much money exist.

At least with the giant limo you don’t need to worry about getting high centered.