Yeah, but nobody thinks that they’re “rich rich.”

Spoiler alert you grew up rich. The evidence I used was trips to Europe and Private college.

1. Al. Al? AL! Do you really think Mentos are gum?

Not as crazy as some of the other stories but certainly got great revenge on a royal witch. At one company I worked at, employees were assigned parking passes to designate which lots they parked in. Earlier hires got the better spots and later hires got stickers that relegated them to lots further from the building.…

I like this one because the other driver lost control on his own. Almost all of the other submissions are people trying to defend their assholishness because someone else was also being an asshole. This story, the guy just took the exit too fast. Not your fault you buy good tires.

He didn’t mention a left lane once in his story.

He says he’s in the right lane.

Guy in our office bought a very nice, brand new Audi. He decided to tout his fantastic car to everyone, including telling the staff that certainly could not afford an Audi that they should go right out and buy one. He also insisted to the building that his reserved space get moved to a non-reserved space that happened…

If “slower traffic keep right” is too complex of a concept for you to understand, you probably shouldn’t have a license. 

He was getting revenge on him because of the car he drove? That’s just shitty.

And are you camping in the left lane like a cock while you do this?

PSA: Just because someone else is endangering the lives of the people around them, please do not try to teach them a lesson by increasing the danger.

You are an asshole.

Brake checking is also illegal in most places.. Cathartic, but illegal. I do have a similar story though. Had a guy using me as cop bait, kept hovering in my blind spot in the left hand lane, and refused to pass me. Annoyed me, so I waited until I was safe, then slammed on my brakes. Dude panics and slams on his,…

Or... you could just move over.

Intentionally causing collisions is illegal. How about you just get out of the way instead of brake-checking?

Sooo, because they are driving dangerously you decide to cause an accident? Nice move.

You mean, aside from developing an internet peer-to-peer electronic payment/banking outfit that revolutionized the transfer of money, right?

I mean, his biggest output other than the first successful automotive startup in the last 80 years or so. And the hundred thousand plus electric cars that it has already built. And the rockets that land themselves.

Beyond that, what’s this guy ever done to back up his boasting?