+1 Supah

We don’t say “Bah-sten”.

+1 trip to the packie.

Very well done.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Two goals in minute with Messi and Ronaldo on the attack? What, he couldn’t get Pele’ and Maradona on his team, too? Slacker.

If your house doesn’t already have a rink, you’re not actually rich. These parents need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps and stop being such slobs.

Drivers have never turned a profit for Uber, because Uber is not profitable. If anyone, Drivers should be thanking VC’s for paying their salary. You are 100% incorrect.

So talking to people who are not in the car over a speakerphone device is more distracting than talking to people who are actually in the car with you? Really?

Try telling that to my cancer-sticken friend who can only walk now due to a leg bone implant from a donor.

The reason why medical teams remove organs as quickly as possible is because there is often a waitlist, where people’s lives are measured in minutes to get those organs donated and transported to a recipient who would otherwise die without them.

Pretty corpses last for a few weeks, at most.

Well open casket funerals are fucking creepy, so win win.

I’m really dumbfounded that this is still a problem. How fucking stupid do you have to be to not wear the most basic and effective piece of safety equipment ever put into cars?

Venture capital is what makes Uber successful. VCs subsidize the service to the tune of $3 billion per year (or 60% of every ride), which makes Uber cheaper than other taxi services.

You don’t get it back if you do it right, at least not until it’s been rendered into some ashes. This shouldn’t bother you, the parts of your loved one can improve the human condition for others that are still alive and also by training new professionals.

The same could be said of deep thought about a job, loved one or any aspect of life. Cognitive awareness and the impact of other brain activity is much harder to eliminate and varies greatly person to person. Looking at the phone milliseconds before the person in front of you slams on their brakes IS something that…

I would much rather we save lives (avoiding funerals!) than worrying about having pretty ones. If you are more concerned about having an attractive corpse, that’s fine, but there’s no reason to give organ donations to people who aren’t willing to have the same generosity.

I love people who don’t do common sense things because they think the government is out to get them.

While I’d like to say I’m shocked that so many people still won’t wear a seatbelt, but off the top of my head I can think of two people who refuse; my aunt’s second ex-husband, who is a big, fat guy who think seatbelt laws infringe on his freedom, and surprisingly enough a retire racer who should absolutely know…