When I heard the seatbelt unclick in the video I thought for sure it was Samuel L Jackson cocking his gun.

“The worst part of the internet is that people may actually read what you think” is definitely the most profound take I’ve read this election week

When you work long hours at a service job the emotional labor can be really trying, but I find it just as trying to sit through hours of interaction that are mechanical or outright unpleasant. I’d much rather put in the energy to be friendly and have the potential for pleasant interactions. Those positive moments can…

Given that this was in San Antonio, it seems much more natural to opt for the tortilla.

WWWWW

WUT

I need an in-depth history of Björk’s changing accent from Julianne ASAP

I do think it’s funny that, even though we all know the difference between The AP and The Blogs fka Gawker Media, there’s always someone around insinuating that things arent objective here.

Am I missing something or is Lilohan the least interesting/clever name she could have chosen? I mean, I’ve just been calling her new deal EuroLilo, so I’m nobody to complain. But come on.

Now cabbage I can get behind. There’s a food category with character.

There are too many pickled foods in this country taking valuable plate real estate from tastier foods that have earned their place.

Pickling is the devil’s way of rendering delicious foods disgusting and inedible

The court is already conservative. Has been for decades. So it would be a deepening of a long-term problem. And perhaps the changes to the court wouldn’t be immediately ruinous, but there’s no telling what the long term impacts of their decisions could be. We do know a Trump court would do most harm to those who are…

Holy fuck. I literally gagged. Then I laughed hysterically for a bit. Then a solitary tear ran down my cheek and I sat in silence, before gagging three more times and getting up to get a drink.

It’s infuriating the way Republicans talk about NAFTA stealing US jobs when it has always been Mexican workers who have faced the worst of NAFTA’s fucked up legacies— not to take away from your important point about Canadian workers; workers everywhere have lost out. But major US companies have obviously been the…

Lila is my fucking hero. I’m dying to see her perform live.

He was displeased with Gaga’s operatic Sound of Music medley too. The guy is a genius but a hater.

Yes, but A-Yo has already replaced it as single #2. Perfect Illusion is old news.

The mansplainers don’t get the credit for it, and it’s especially gross in their hands, but “Apparently” is a beautiful work of shade. It’s a performance of I didn’t know this either, but I looked it up for us faux-humility that gets across both “bitch, you know I already knew this” and “you’re too dumb to even…