The defense noted that a juvenile court had banned Chelsea from seeing Muse because he was a “bad influence.”

I want an all marionette version. Marionettes made of raw meat. 

Sometimes it’s tough to figure out how bad an ED has gotten, especially as kids get older and can hide it more. In societies where it’s pretty rare to experience malnutrition related damage due to the sheer variety of foods available, it’s simply not considered right off, especially by laypeople without medical…

This seems like rather solid evidence that I was wrong. And vaccines losing their effectiveness isn’t an argument against the threat of a zombie apocalypse, which is what kicked this off.

Technically, so do you. Because, again speaking technically, there’s a really low chance that you know anyone involved personally, so (technically) all information has been filtered through third parties. Technically.

idc when he started wearing it but he can absolutely choke me with it

I work in production. Nothing about this is surprising.

After I complained about the white foster parents in my org not doing their kids’ hair properly, I was asked to teach a seminar (me, a non-professional!). The org made it mandatory for trans-racial foster parents.

I remember when a few of us stopped standing after the Iraq invasion, our homeroom teacher would literally tell say we wanted her son to die ovrrseas.

I am an immigrant. I am well aware of the US immigration policy. I choose not to put this privilege in jeopardy for others who want to pursue a better life or fleeing violence by defending people that come into this country to be a damn felon.

You think he can? 

You tagged this “Los Angeles” rather than merely “Assholery in modern urban life” so I offer an anecdotal counterpoint. Onlookers in Los Angeles can also be very good Samaritans!

*standing ovation*

Then inform them that they will be doing everything on that list. Not once, not for one day, not for a week or a month. FOREVER. Watch how fast they crumble.

Praise. Or worse “why did you let me sleep in?” This phrase is no longer used in my house. Men. Like the nipples on their chests fucking useless.

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

Mm'kay. 

He lost that option when he made the jokes and became an enemy. What he’s done since hasn’t effectively changed that.

• But for the sake of simplicity (but also owing to the tenacious calamity of optimism that has infected me for the majority of my conscious life),
  

I wonder if it’s more of a situation where Tiffany has blown up so big, that doing the kinds of things she used to do when she was small time and hustling isn’t worth her time anymore.