You did this to us, Tina! Hellfire is raining down upon us.

wasn’t there one if the works? With like Amy Adams as Janis?

DON’T BE SUCH A BOOB PUNCH, TINA!

I don’t know if Gwen+Blake are fake or just a bad friend-rebound, but I will find peace with it as long as they promise not to release any music together. PROMISE RN

Getting married by Carrie and Amy sounds like the best thing ever. Ballsy move, couple! I’d never have the confidence to ask.

I will drive 30 minutes to get to the Chickfila in Vacaville if I’m hella desperate with a craving. It’s the closest one to me these days, which is deplorable. I need that chicken in my life.

The way I see it, Chickfila is at the very least a corporation that showcases its political leanings openly. They’re closed on Sunday. Hell, some of the restaurants have scripture on the walls.

What’s more annoying? A couple that is constantly affectionate and over-the-top cutesy and won’t shut up about it, or a “secret” couple that operates under the pretense that people believe their lies when it’s super obvious nobody does? I really can’t choose.

Also, dermot is such an ugly name. At least its original Irish form has style and gravitas.

It’s a beautiful portrait. They each have their own energy that really comes through.

I too suffered the loss of an unexplained twitter-block. Kumail Nanjiani, if you’re out there, I still love you. Tell me what I did.

When someone spoils something for me I only accept as apology a hand-written note, a bottle of bourbon, and their soul.

There’s no “we” in heb boosh.

Yes he can!

this is one of the most beautiful sentences i’ve ever read

the earth is terrifying

I couldn’t afford the clothes, so there was lots of longing as a young teen. But I could get their catalogues. Remember that Sex-Ed one from the early 2000s? It had like Zizek and also naked dudes and I was like 13. I think that’s probably the moment I became a queer academic.

Yup. These are definitely the people we want running our state and local governments. We are so lucky that they have these fine palaces of rape and racism available to them for networking and philanthropy.

I’ve said this before but, even as a smoker, I just don’t understand what the world was like when everyone could smoke everywhere. I find the smell of stagnant cigarette smoke totally off-putting and like all-consuming. It never dissipates. Imagining that smell everywhere makes me choke.